Best five games of Week 5

When I heard Dana Holgorsen makes $2.3 million a year at West Virginia with a buyout of only $2 million, I immediately took this as bad news for Razorback football. Considering that the University of Arkansas is ready to pay $4 million a year on the next coach if necessary and saved $18 million by firing Petrino (sorry, Robert Shields), Holgorsen jumps out as a flashy and affordable hire who would appease fans with his reputation for putting points on the board. The problem is that he also strikes me as the kind of coach who would run his motorcycle off the road three years later. While Arkansas again didn't warrant making the pool this week, there are four coaches involved in games who are on the potential hire list for the Hogs. I wouldn't really want the guy from Baylor either, but I'll be saying "Hey sic 'em, Bears" on Saturday if it helps prevent Holgorsen from ending up in Fayetteville.


Baylor - West Virginia
11 a.m., Saturday, FX
Line: West Virginia by 12
* Underdog worth four points

Ohio State - Michigan State
2:30 p.m., Saturday, ABC
Lie: Michigan State by 3

Tennessee - Georgia
2:30 p.m., Saturday, CBS
Line: Georgia by 13
* Underdog worth five points

Texas Tech - Iowa State
6 p.m., Saturday, Fox College Sports Central
Line: Texas Tech by 2

Texas - Oklahoma State
6:50 p.m., Saturday, Fox
Line: Texas by 2


Smile!
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Best five games of Week 4

Clemson. More than any other team in 10 years of Poolsville, Clemson has confounded participants with the most unpredictable games year after year. It even inspired one pool participant after yet another loss to send me a T-shirt in the mail with the initials DYC and a tiger paw covered with the no symbol. This week, Clemson appears as one of two extremely rare five-point underdogs. For Clemson to pull an upset this time on national-championship contender Florida State would be like a "Kill Bill" coup de grace on everyone who picks against them. Will Clemson and the ACC do it to us again?

Note the Thursday night game this week. For $800 and the Ramon Escobar Trophy, the embodiment of the values of the AAU (no, the Against Aubrey Union), select your winners and email them back to me by 5 p.m. Thursday.


BYU - Boise State
8 p.m., Thursday, ESPN
Line: Boise State by 7
* Underdog worth three points

Battle of the Columbias
Missouri - South Carolina
2:30 p.m., Saturday, CBS
Line: South Carolina by 10
* Underdog worth four points

Michigan - Notre Dame
6:30 p.m., Saturday, NBC
Line: Notre Dame by 6
* Underdog worth three points

Kansas State - Oklahoma
6:30 p.m., Saturday, Fox
Line: Oklahoma by 14
* Underdog worth five points

Clemson - Florida State
7 p.m., Saturday, ABC
Line: Florida State by 14
* Underdog worth five points


Good luck.
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Five best games of the week

On "ESPN First Take," one of the outstanding programs in sports broadcasting, Skip Bayless called Arkansas' loss to Louisiana-Monroe "the most disastrous loss in college football history." And when you have one of the most disastrous losses in college football history, typically that means you are exiled from the Poolsville Five the following week. So breathe a sigh of relief, Razorback fans, you won't have to sacrifice your record to pick against the Hogs this week. Instead, we pass the Auburn jinx off to Missouri and enjoy the return of some stellar rivalry games that have been missing from the pool in recent years. Plus Notre Dame. There won't be 56 5-0s this week.


The Third Saturday in September
Florida - Tennessee
5 p.m., Saturday, ESPN
Line: Tennessee by 3

Arizona State - Missouri
6 p.m., Saturday, ESPN2
Line: Missouri by 6
* Underdog worth three points

USC - Stanford
6:30 p.m., Saturday, Fox
Line: USC by 8
* Underdog worth three points

Battle for the Megaphone Trophy
Notre Dame - Michigan State
7 p.m., Saturday, ABC
Line: Michigan State by 5
* Underdog worth three points

The Holy War
BYU - Utah
9 p.m., Saturday, ESPN2
Line: BYU by 4


Good luck.
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Five best games of the week

Week 2

Texas A&M and Missouri make their debuts in the SEC this week. Fans are talking big. Erin Propst went to Missouri and has high hopes. Do the Big 12 expats make their mark, or do they get a rude awakening? They are two of five tough games to predict in Week 2. There won't be 56 5-0s this time.

Auburn - Mississippi State
11 a.m., Saturday, ESPN
Line: Mississippi State by 3

Miami - Kansas State
11 a.m., Saturday, FX
Line: Kansas State by 7
* Underdog worth three points

Florida - Texas A&M
2:30 p.m., Saturday, ESPN
Line: Texas A&M by 1

Nebraska - UCLA
6:30 p.m., Saturday, Fox
Line: Nebraska by 5
* Underdog worth three points

Georgia - Missouri
6:45 p.m., Saturday, ESPN2
Line: Georgia by 3

Good luck.
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This week's games in the college football pool

Week 1

First things first. If you haven't read the recent column by Harry King about this pool, click this link and read it: "Take That, Vivian." It is a pretty great column.

I am sending the games out a little early this week since there is a Thursday night game and to help those going out of town for Labor Day weekend. For the new people in the pool, remember that all games are picked without regard to the line, all games are worth two points unless otherwise noted, and all picks must be submitted at one time. If you are new and entered after the pool primer was emailed, let me know and I will send it to you. Also, remember the new rule for this season that awards an extra point to the winners of overtime games.

South Carolina - Vanderbilt
6 p.m., Thursday, ESPN
Line: South Carolina by 7
* Underdog worth three points

Boise State - Michigan State
7 p.m., Friday, ESPN
Line: Michigan State by 7
* Underdog worth three points

Chick-fil-A Kickoff Game
Clemson - Auburn
6 p.m., Saturday, ESPN
Line: Clemson by 3

Cowboys Stadium Classic
Michigan - Alabama
7 p.m., Saturday, ABC
Line: Alabama by 12
* Underdog worth four points

Battle of the Techs
Georgia Tech - Virginia Tech
7 p.m., Monday, ESPN
Line: Virginia Tech by 7
* Underdog worth three points


Good luck.
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Oh,God... Clemson. -- G Biz

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Jeff G's Weekly Line

I’m moving too close to the top, so I’m due for a letdown. Where’s Clemson? Oh, there they are…along with my other favorite – UGa. Great. Thanks.

MSU – I’m riding Sparty although I feel a loss coming. Damn that was a great game last week.

UGa – not sure why I keep doing this to myself.

Tennessee – going with my gut

Stanford – famous last words... "this one won’t even be close"

Clemson – remember when I said I was going to pick Clemson to lose from here on out just to spite them? I don’t.

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Thanks for not putting Norte Dame on the list this week, they have always done me wrong, no matter which way I pick. -- Mike O

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Regards From the Big O

I can't say your comment about Tub's winning accurately reflects the U fans I know best... I, for one, will always pull for Tommy except when we play his team: his ten years at AU were pretty significant in my opinion, not just as to football victories, but also in the way he rebuilt our program the right way. Enough of that, time to make my picks with less research than previously: 1) Nebraska (primarily because they are playing at home and their opponent isn't Notre Dame -- are we sure they didn't throw last week's game?); 2) Florida (because those dawgs don't really bite and, most importantly, the gators are faster and two original starters are rumored to be playing...Brantley is clearly the key to this pick); 3) South Carolina (because TN's coach is too immature and the old ball coach has had enough time to get his new QB up to par -- hopefully); 4) Stanford (while USC is much improved since I picked them over Arizona State, there's good reason they are a 7 point favorite, namely their QB); and 5) Clemson (because they're pretty good and I like their QB). Now, one final observation: you let us off the hook by not including Ole Sis at AU...obviously, by hanging in there with the hogs, the Rebel Black Bears are soooo much improved and we're using a backup QB-- oh, so are the Rebs; never mind. Regards, Oscar And Release the Kirchen for real this weekend so I can learn to Lutzie (that's his dance at bama for the uninformed)!

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Can I make 4 picks & take an auto loss on Clemson? -- Rob O

UGA – the over/under fights in the game: 1.5, the over/under on fights outside the stadium and in the stands: 532 -- Jeff K

Clemson - can they really be #6 and only favored by 3??? -- Steve N

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Poetry Corner

Michigan State
Made me irate
When they caught that Hail Mary pass.
Once again
The stupid Big 10
Made me smack my wife on the ass.

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So...how on earth could I guy like me go with Clemson, for a second time after filing my C&D letter weeks ago. Well, it seems the best way to beat the curse is to join the curse. own the curse, make love to the curse in an unnatural and unprotected way... So, as I order my Clemson Football visor from Lids.com, I offer my picks as follows. -- G Biz

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GO CARDINALS?????? I'm shocked, disgusted and saddened by that. The opportunity to have 2 Championships (Go Mavs) in the same city should be reason enough for any sports fan to root for the Rangers. Plus they're due. Plus Nolan Ryan will put you in a Robin Ventura headlock and beat you silly if you root against them. -- John R

How about Clemzon. My wife went there. Might as well cheer for someone worth while since UF is sucking it this year. -- My D [EDITOR'S NOTE: Clemson is favored by 10 over North Carolina, which I and probably most don't think has much of a chance to win at Clemson.]

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Bonus Challenge (only because I like a challenge):

Battle of the Pan Flashes
Rutgers - Louisville
7 p.m., Friday, ESPN
Line: Louisville by 2

-- Alex T

[EDITOR'S NOTE: A 2-4 Louisville team against Rutgers isn't exactly an attractive match-up.]

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As a TCU alum and a sophomore in 2003, I've seen how tough it is to play in Hattiesburg. -- Jarod D

I was expecting an epic struggle between big east powers Cincinnati and South Florida. -- Jeremy A [EDITOR'S NOTE: Game on Big East Network so virtually no one would be able to watch it.]

Why isn't the BC VT game up there? -- Stephen R [EDITOR'S NOTE: Virginia Tech favored by 21.]

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The Analysis With Jeff G

Another week where I have no good feel for any of these. BTW, I’m flying in for the MSU game 11/19. Craig May starts tailgating at 6:00 AM. I’m wondering if I’m going to even make it to the game.

Okie State – they look real to me and proved they can win on the road. Haven’t see Mizzou.

Miami – goin’ with the home team. That’s the only reason. I don’t think either of these teams are that good.

Domers – now that Kiffin is at USC, my hate expands to both these teams.

MSU – I am 1-1 with Sparty so far. Their handling of Robinson could foretell success against Wilson even though Wilson is a hell of a lot better passer. Just not sure about MSU’s passing game - they should be better than they are. I think a Saturday night showdown in E Lansing will favor Sparty as long as MSU comes out nasty like last week.

Southern Miss – for some reason I don’t think this game will be televised here in NC

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All those years in the School of Noise must have finally paid off!!! -- Randi P

Can you do me a favor and compare my picks to Huber's... If he picks the same as me (even if he got his in first), please email him and let him know those picks were already chosen and he needs to make different picks. We've basically had the same picks except in two weeks. His lead is small but his head is large!!! -- G Biz

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Regards From the Big O

One surprise in the selections, specifically SMU vs UMS, since I'm probably the only one in this pool that has been to a USM game at Hattiesburg. Indeed, I spent a lot of time at what was then Mississippi Southern because my uncle was dean of the Math School and coach of the golf team -- the school's golf course is named after B.O. Van Hook. Anyway, I transgress. My picks this week are as follows: 1) Oklahoma State (although Mizzou may soon be a member of the SEC, their offense is no where near the Jaguar like speed and efficiency of OSU); 2) Miami (because, I assume, all their suspended players are back by now and they are playing at home); 3) Notre Dame (because they are the better team playing at home and I don't pick huge underdogs except for AU -- notably, you likely saved me 2 point by not picking the SEC Tigers game as part of our selections this week, even though AU could surprise Old Man Miles as he's already used up his 9 lives and LSU's offense isn't top caliber, whereas our defense is getting better each week); 4) Wisconsin (because they have just the right person running their offense this year and they are at least the 4th best team nationally, ergo their defense may be over matched this week); and 5) Southern Miss (because they are playing on the same field I once competed against the state's best bands plus USM is pretty good this year...bet you didn't know I'm an old trombonist?).

Given UCLA's total ineptness even against Arizona (who would have guessed their problem was Stoops?), I guess I'll comment on LSU's loss of "Honey Badger don't give a ..." plus two additional starters. Incidently, those Honey Badgers eat Cobras...really. Basically, I thought they were smoking something over there at the red stick every time I read one of the Tigerdroppings comments about Cam and AU over the past year...what goes around comes around, especially to teams like the Corndogs and the Tahd (both of whom, per a comment I read earlier tonight on ITAT, "were born on third base and think they hit a triple").

As for the announced AU haters recently commenting on Poolsville, I ran across and apt Latin legal phrase in a new Legal Dictionary for we AU Davises which you can also feel free to use in the future where applicable: "Illegitimi Non Carborundum." Loosely translated (as it is actually a popular motto in mock Latin that is seemingly beloved of a certain stripe of lawyer), it means "Don't let the bastards get you down." Actually, it was invented in the 20th Century and means nothing sensible in Latin at all. If one must express such feelings, a closer formulation for any Latin Scholars (including more likely teachers or priests at Catholic High) is "Nunquam filii canis sinam vincere."

Enough prattle for this evening. "War Eagle" and "Release the Kirchen" (that's Lutzenkirchen for those who don't remember the last TD by AU at last years Iron Bowl)!

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Poetry Corner

It’s time to make my move.
I’m in this thing to win it.
But if I start to lose
I’ll beat my wife for a minute.
It’s a strategy I use
And it always changes my luck.
But every time I do it.
She never wants to… cook.

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The Jeff G Analysis

State – for the reasons stated before, plus I think they can shut down Robinson enough. The over must be huge for this one.

A&M – A&M should figure out how to put 4 quarters together. What’s a Brazo?

Okie State – Texas’s problems last week seemed to be based on lack of experience. Now they know how to get the shit kicked out of them by an Oklahoma team, this week might not hurt as much.

Auburn – Florida’s QB situation is bad, real bad.

TTech – The Who Cares Game of the Week. That includes Sullivan who has been noticeably (and mercifully) silent so far. Yes, you can tell him I said that.

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If the sheep pokers of college station let me down im going to put a bag of dog shit on their bus when they come to Austin. -- David N

Whew, Aggies in the pool 4 weeks in a row. Me and Pap heading to College Station this weekend. Gotta load up on A&M-SEC merchandise. Hey, you think they'll move A&M-Ark to a home-and-home? Seems like it would make sense, but I'm guessing that both teams make way more guaranteed money from Jerry in Dallas than they would as a home game. But I'd love to get to Fayetteville or LR for a game. -- Aggie Mark

I'm thinking C. Don't know how you keep up with it all. I hope Steve Jobs gave you some fancy algortithm that automates this for you, before he passed. -- G-Biz

When will you start enforcing the 5p for Sal. I’m big on rules. BIG! Technically, he’s 0-15 the last 3 weeks. -- C Fish

Texas Tech just so Sully won't bug me. -- Moose

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Regards from the Big O

Since I'm leaving for Auburn at the game with the gators tomorrow morning and I don't want to forget to send them tomorrow, I guess I'd better make my picks which are as follows: 1) Michigan (because even a victory over Ohio State doesn't justify giving the edge to M. State; besides in the Big 11, Michigan's QB is the most effective after the kid who chose Wisconsin over us -- Wilson? -- thus probably adding a loss by us to the Hogs this year, unfortunately); 2) Texas A&M (because I've withheld church donations to the Bears lately and haven't set up Jeremy's cockeyed scheme for funding their recruits; besides, A&M is a better team and except for picking AU out of loyalty, I didn't get to the top picking 9 point underdogs); 3) Oklahoma State (same reasoning as before, I don't pick 7 point underdogs; besides, the L'horns didn't impress me at all after picking them last Saturday over OU); 4) Auburn (for the same previous reason plus their QB is less experienced than ours and our defense has gotten better each game -- feed it to Michael and run, run, run); and 5) Texas Tech (no real reason other than Tubs playing at home and he almost pulled it out against A&M last week). Really enjoyed Jack Arute's giving your friends Pawwly and Danny Boy heck on the radio today. Jack has condemned the rush to speculative judgment (spell checks wrong here, it is proper to spell with or without an "e" according to most legal authorities) against AU throughout our ordeal -- which is now over, regardless of what our detractors (I guess that includes you too) misguided beliefs. In Gene's off color refrain as he raised the crystal football last January 10th, "War Damn Eagle!"

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Poetry Corner with Danny K

It’s time to pick.
It’s here so quick.
These games are really fickle.
But whoever wins,
Whenever it ends,
My wife will play Hide the Pickle.

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The Poolsville Auburn debate is very entertaining - I'm kind of sad to see the investigation come to an end for many reasons. And I'm very thankful that the Daviswa aren't a mafia family otherwise I'd have to go underground. -- Fleetwood

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Glenn B's NCAAFConverter App

The Converter is on Alaska Time today (includes French Polynesia, as you probably know) and rather than run the risk of a late submission, I am sending you the basic results.

1. Michigan - Michigan State

NCAAFConverter says Blue is back. MICHIGAN.

2. Baylor - Texas A&M (Baylor worth four points)

NCAAFConverter says the team of attorneys Baylor had on retainer to stop A&M's flight from the Big 12 has been working overtime on breaking down A&M's offensive schemes for litigation purposes; these guys will be key in pulling the upset here. BAYLOR. Bonus points, please.

3. Oklahoma State - Texas (Texas worth three points).

NCAAFConverter duly notes that This Week in Schadenfreude awarded the Tears of Unfathomable Sadness to Texas after last week's loss to Oklahoma. Standing in water is never a good thing when lightning is about to strike twice. OSU, please. Go peddle your shiny bonus point elsewhere.

4. Florida - Auburn

NCAAFConverter says: really? What purpose does this serve? Arkansas showed last week that the emperor wears no clothes. But that won't stop Auburn from trouncing those Gators. AUBURN, please.

5. Kansas State - Texas Tech

NCAAFConverter says some things just cannot be explained through science. KSU, please.

Since the NCAA says case closed, where does Auburn go to get its reputation back?

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/10/after_the_ncaas_all-clear_wher.html

Published: Friday, October 14, 2011, 5:00 AM

By Kevin Scarbinsky, Birmingham News

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - Now that it's over, as Julie Roe Lach might say, now that Auburn has a letter from the NCAA that isn't a notice of inquiry or allegations, now that the official asterisk has been removed from the 2010 Heisman Trophy and BCS Championship, one question.

Where does Auburn go to get its reputation back?

It's a famous question once asked by a former U.S. Labor Secretary who was charged with corruption, then was tried and acquitted on all counts.

It's a trick question, of course, with a cruel answer.

Once you've been convicted in the small minds of people hoping beyond hope that your success has been a sham, it doesn't matter how many formal letters you receive from the proper officials saying you're free to go. Some people won't believe you got cleared.

They'll believe you got off.

Cam Newton gets to keep his Heisman Trophy, but he'll forever be the first and probably last Heisman winner to finish runner-up for SEC male athlete of the year. To a tennis player.

Gene Chizik gets to say that he was the national coach of the year in 2010 but not the conference coach of the year, not in a vote of his peers.

Auburn will always have Jan. 22, 2011, the day 78,000 family members gathered in Jordan-Hare Stadium to cherish the memory of Jan. 10, 2011, in Glendale, Ariz., but two days of basking in the sun hardly compares to nine months of staring at a crystal football covered in shadow.

The shadow was real, but not because a rag-tag militia of bloggers, posters and callers rose up to take aim at the Tigers. The one true fact that became their cause was a form of friendly fire.

If Cam Newton was guilty of anything, as far as you and I and the NCAA know, it was being born to Cecil Newton. As close as father and son may be, it was the father who put his son and his son's school in this predicament in the first place.

Cecil Newton talking to former Mississippi State player Kenny Rogers about getting money to send the quarterback to State was the spark that set off a wildfire of unsubstantiated allegations captured most fancifully in the Internet fable "As the Plains Burn," which really should've won a Pulitzer Prize.

For fiction.

The unhealthy alliance between the elder Newton and Rogers, for all practical purposes, put Auburn on a form of probation from the day it was revealed last November until Wednesday, when the NCAA classified it as the only violation it could pin down against the Newton family.

Fortunately for anyone who cares about the truth, as the NCAA pointed out in the bureaucratic smack-down portion of its official statement, the association operates under a slightly higher burden of proof than bloggers, posters and callers, and even some members of the media.

Here's looking at you, Danny Sheridan and friends.

Instead of being swayed by public misinformation, the NCAA did what the NCAA is supposed to do. It assigned to the Newton case a bulldog of a lead investigator, Jackie Thurnes, whose previous work included the Derrick Rose-Memphis basketball case that cost the Tigers 38 victories and a national runner-up finish, and turned her loose.

Consider a list of states where the NCAA put actual boots on the ground to sniff around on Newton, the HBO 4 and beyond: Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Florida and Arkansas.

Now contemplate the multiple fronts covered by a wide-ranging investigation that, according to Thurnes' "It's over" letter to Auburn AD Jay Jacobs, "was not limited to" Newton and the HBO 4.

According to people who were interviewed by the NCAA, the probe looked into everything from the repairs that were done on Cecil Newton's church to the suits that Cam Newton wore in New York during Heisman week. They asked questions about everyone from an alleged street agent in Louisiana to an alleged street agent in Arkansas.

They combed through bank, tax and phone records of Auburn players, coaches, officials and trustees. They requested and were provided some records that went back almost two years.

Did I say requested? Demanded is more like it. The NCAA made it clear that, if those records weren't turned over, the NCAA would consider that suspicious and might find Auburn guilty of failure to cooperate.

What did the NCAA find after 13 months of that kind of determined digging? Not enough to substantiate any of the potential violations it examined. Auburn's unofficial probation ended, not only without sanctions, but without a single formal charge brought against the school.

It's extraordinary for the NCAA not to find something somewhere to charge a school with when it invests this kind of time and money. People who've been involved in infractions cases will tell you. When the enforcement staff turns over this many rocks, it expects to find some serious dirt.

Auburn expected to come out clean, but it didn't expect to get the detailed letter it received that was signed by Thurnes. There probably isn't a more rare and valuable document in the possession of any athletic department in the country today.

It became clear on opening day of the 2011 football season, when Auburn was forced to come from behind to beat Utah State, that the Tigers were not going to defend their 2010 national championship.

Something even more important became clear Wednesday.

They no longer have to defend it. Not to the people that matter, the ones with the power to take it away.

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I've gone 0 and 3 in Clemson games before but I don't think it was ever in a 3 week period. -- Woody

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Jeff G Weekly

These are good ones. I could go 5-0 as easily as 0-5.

Hogs - even beat up, I like our chances. Esp. after watching OSU torch A&M at the end of last week's game.

MSU - Sparty better step up, dammit.

VTech - No matter what I do, I will be wrong. I will point out that Clemson is on the road this week for the first time. So they'll win, but not cover the spread - just to screw me and Vegas. So I'll go with the Hokies. Reverse psychology. If you're confused after reading this, join the club. Damn you, Clemson.

'Bama - tough call.

The Cheese a/k/a Wisconsin. I do not like the Badgers. We Marquette students routinely fought UW students - literally - when they came to Milwaukee. They were tougher than the Domers (who eventually just stopped visiting Milwaukee), that's for sure. I wish this game was in Lincoln, but alas.

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The minute I think they are for real, they will blow it, but I am going to try anyway - Clemson for the win. -- Dave M

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Redonkulous!!!!!!!!

Here are my picks:
1. Clemson
2. Clemson
3. Clemson
4. Clemson
5. Clemson

-- G Biz

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Pacheco's Picks to Go

Texas A&M - Welcome to the SEC. Wish could say Arkansas but don't see it, but hey my average this year is 1-4

Michigan State - Attended hockey game with Professor Rabal years ago…………… hate Herbstreet and hate ohio state‼‼!

Clemson - Because they beat the bag man at his own game

Alabama - Because the west is better than the east

Wisconsin - it is home to the fictional place called Genoa City………… Young and the Restless

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Great job on the Empire State of Mind remix. Although I find it hard to believe you came up with that all by yourself. -- Brendan O [EDITOR'S NOTE: Believe dat!]

F-ing Clemson (yes, I said Clemson... but only by picking them am I guaranteeing they put up a "L". The rest of teh pool can thank me on Monday) -- G Biz

Funny... I think you left a few blame games off the list... How about Martinez stupid fumbling problems... How about Martinez weird side-arm bs throwing motion... How about all the Jumping Around in Madison... How about the Wisconsin Democratic Caucus up and leaving in the middle off the halftime marching band show? -- Husker Ryan

Hooray, more Clemson. The ultimate pool-busting team. In AUBURN news: Every time I see someone wearing Auburn gear in town, I want to scream, "Are you a Davis?" at them. In more AUBURN news: anyone else hoping Arkansas goes on a three-game slide and loses this week to A&M and then to Auburn just to see if the streets will run red with the blood of suicidal Hog fans? I do! -- Jeremy P

Time for the Ags to get off the schneid in the SW Classic. -- Aggie Mark

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Regards from the Big O

Another interesting group of picks...thanks for not including the AU/South Carolina game since I'm not sure we can win (although I have hopes and our win record since the last loss to SC is longer than most pool members are old). I had, however, hoped you would list the Georgia game so I could use the most apt summary of the peach dogs I've seen in years (not original with me): "Them ain't big dogs...them's just Jawga dogs...them dawgs don't bite."

Turning to the task at hand, here are my picks for this week: 1) Texas A&M (although I would normally expect the Hogs to win, due to both defensive ends off a some what deficient defense aren't playing and real questions exist as to whether the Hog's offense is as good as last years, I have to go with the home team advantage, especially if the first half team from last week's aTm/OSU shows up); 2) Ohio State (because they are dotting the "i" at home and MSU remains somewhat questionable to me); 3) Clemson (because those tigers are much better this year and by taking FSU as I predicted last week, they have perhaps the best team in the ACC); 4) Alabama (because I'm not sure the gators defense is as good as their stats appear and, besides, LSU is going to take care of the Tawd's overly hyped offense and defense in a few weeks now that LSU's best QB will be back -- moreover, the defeat of an undefeated Tawd by LSU will drive their delusional fans even more crazy due to unfulfilled expectations); and 5) Wisconsin (because right now they appear to share with LSU the status of being the best football teams in 2011).

Now that the work is done, let me also share with you the best political bumper sticker I've heard about: "Cain vs. Unable." You've got to admit that's clever. Regards and give Daly's coin my best.

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Glenn B's NCAAFConverter

NCAAFConverter is turned off this morning while I work on evicting a few non-payment types (a/k/a rent dodgers) from a trailer park. So here are my humble picks, selected without help of my nifty machine (which is probably a good thing; the Converter gave no guidance on OSU-TAMU or Arkie-Bama, and it went 1 for 3 on the rest (how could "Indian in Death Valley" have missed the mark??).

1. Arkansas - Texas A&M

I'll take Arkansas. We have tickets to the game so if we're trailing late, I may have my wife hop the rail and run around on the field wrapped in nothing but an Arkansas Razorbacks beach towel from WalMart; maybe that'll spark the team.

2. Michigan State - Ohio State

I'll take Michigan State.

3. Clemson - Virginia Tech

Having learned my lesson twice in a row, I'll take Clemson. I may not be an early adapter but I'm no dummy. By the way, you know the story about how Clemson got its name. It used to be the University of Clem, but the Regents thought the name was too humble so they conducted an on-campus contest many years ago to rebrand the school. "Clemson" was the winning entry, and not just because the name sounds much better, but because the letters actually stood for some of the lofty goals the school set for itself and its alumni (spirit, honor, knowledge).

4. Alabama - Florida

I'll take Alabama. The Tide will drop at least one game this year, but this is not the one.

5. Nebraska - Wisconsin (Nebraska worth four points)

I have to go with the Cornhuskers, especially since you have all those shiny bonus points hung on them. Nebraska has a lot to play for and they may very well play beyond their normal human abilities in unexplicable fashion. This not to say they got greatness in them (greatness apparently dwells only in Clemson at the moment) but for tomorrow's game, I'm not betting against them.

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The buckeys sucked against Miami... of all teams..... Who were beat by k. state....... of all teams.... The line is interesting on that game to say the least.... -- Sal

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Poetry Corner with Danny K

Football kicks off at 11.
I'll definitely be drinking by then.
And by the time Nebraska takes on Wisconsin,
I'll be giving my wife the Big 10.

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I still have the faith... I will always have the faith... WE CAN DO THIS!!! GO HOGS! We really beat ourselves last week: couldn't make a tackle, couldn't hold the line, couldn't make a run...we beat ourselves! These are basic fundamentals that every team must have going into any game! If we can keep our fundamentals on the top of our minds and apply a little think about the play before we take position then we can take A&M, I know it! -- Randi P