I see you degenerates posted the photo of Melonhead Matt Stafford* on a boat with some young ladies. But did you know the ever-observant and lecherous bloggers out there have pointed out ... well ... umm ... it seems some of his Detroit Lions' signing bonus went to a gift for his girlfriend.
The Stafford Cup Size Controversy* - Look at the size of that boy's heed. I'm not kidding, it's an orange on a toothpick. That's a huge noggin, a virtual planetoid. Has its own weather system. I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts.
