Math is hard: Arkansas is a hard team to figure. I've seen them play live twice and I'm still not sure if the team that played against Mizzou State was the same team that beat Auburn.
In praise of $14.99: No really, Mexico Chiquito is running a two can dine for $14.99 deal and it is fantastic. With drinks, no booze, we skated out of there for less than twenty bucks and got food in styrofoam to eat later. Do it. Now!
I've been busy: No really, I've been busy and couldn't get to posting anything last week. It doesn't help that the Internet at the house is on the fritz. The phone company doesn't know why either.
Week 8 Mad Libs
Let’s face it, Houston Nutt is a great coach. He is the best thing that could happen to a program like Ole Miss. My favorite Nutt moment at Arkansas was when he jangled the keys, change, and cell phone in his pocket and said “now Jeremy, do you understand what I’m saying?” and I was like, "umm, yeah, I'm not a complete idiot." But that was just the voice in my head, in reality I just nodded. If only Gus Malzahn had been exposed earlier, the Razorbacks might be in middling shape now. Now he’s at Auburn where he is running the offense with piddling results for Gene Chizik, who was a odd hire. War Plainsmen to LSU, where it smells like corndogs all the time. Arkansas now has Bobby Petrino, who likes to yell mother fracker on the sidelines when the kicker fracks a field goal. Petrino also said, “durnit, I miss Battlestar Galactica, so say we all.” Should be an interesting weekend in which I will go I have no idea because of the ACC game and I’m puzzled by TCU and BYU as well and Arkansas is worth bonus points despite my feeling that Ole Miss will win, the bonus points are worth just too much since all the Piggies fans will pick Arkansas and pick up points that would bury me even deeper in the standings if they win and Mr. Steve Wells will do better than me.
For $800 and the Ramon Escobar Trophy, which Jeremy Peppas plans to put beside his other Ramon Escobar Trophy, select your games and e-mail them back to me by 6 p.m. Thursday and be glad you do not have to watch the result of Clemson-Miami game like Bobby Knight might.
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Week 8 Mad Libs!
Glenn B.
Let's face it, Houston Nutt is a WORKMANLIKE YET TRAGICALLY FLAWED coach. He is the BEST thing that could happen to a program like Ole Miss. My favorite Nutt moment at Arkansas was when he WAS CAUGHT TEXT MESSAGING the PRETTY LADY FROM THE TV and also when he said "I REALLY THINK THERE'S STILL A LOT OF SEASON LEFT, ... I WOULDN'T DO IT FOR ANY OTHER REASON - EXCEPT TO WIN". If only Gus Malzahn had been TREATED BETTER BY THE COACHING STAFF earlier, the Razorbacks might be in BETTER shape now. Now he's at Auburn where he is REVAMPING the offense with MIXED results for Gene Chizik, who was an ENIGMATIC hire. War EAGLE to LSU, where it smells like A PETROLEUM REFINERY all the time. Arkansas now has Bobby Petrino, who likes to yell mother EVER LOVIN SON OF A GOD-DAMNED PANSTY ASS C*%&SUCKER on the sidelines when the kicker DISCOVERS AGAIN THAT HE IS NOT VERY GOOD AT KICKING a field goal. Should be an interesting weekend in which I will go 5-0 and Mr. Steve Wells will FORGET TO SUBMIT HIS PICKS.
For $800 and the Ramon Escobar Trophy, which MATT DISHONGH plans to SELL ON EBAY AND CONTRIBUTE THE PROCEEDS TO A LOCAL TEA-BAGGER ORGANIZATION, select your BRILLIANT PICKS and e-mail them back to me by 6 p.m. Thursday and be glad you do not have to PRAY LIKE CRAZY FOR AN UPSET IN the result of Clemson-Miami game like Bobby BOWDEN might.
Rene S.
Let's face it, Houston Nutt is a _magical_(adj.) coach. He is the _most magical (adj.) thing that could happen to a program like Ole Miss. My favorite Nutt moment at Arkansas was when he _waved (verb) the magical golf hat___(noun) and also when he said _"Bippity, Boppity, Boo"__(quote). If only Gus Malzahn had been the holder of the magical hat_(verb) earlier, the Razorbacks might be in dancing (adj.) shape now. Now he's at Auburn where he is dressing(verb) the offense with magical_(adj.) results for Gene Chizik, who was aservant (adj.) hire. War trails_(noun or phrase) to LSU, where it smells like a Castle's mote_(noun) all the time. Arkansas now has Bobby Petrino, who likes to yell mother, "fairy godmother, may I"_(noun or verb) on the sidelines when the kicker prays for_(verb) a field goal. Should be an interesting weekend in which I will go magically 5-0_(record) and Mr. Steve Wells will vanish like Cinderella's pumpkin at midnight___(grab bag).
For $800 and the Ramon Escobar Trophy, which Rene Stehle_(name) plans to _magically win____(phrase), select your _queen's picks____(plural noun) and e-mail them back to me by 6 p.m. Thursday and be glad you do not have to wave your wand_for___(verb) the result of Clemson-Miami game like Bobby and the Fairy Godmother_(name of coach) might.
Let's face it, Houston Nutt is a WORKMANLIKE YET TRAGICALLY FLAWED coach. He is the BEST thing that could happen to a program like Ole Miss. My favorite Nutt moment at Arkansas was when he WAS CAUGHT TEXT MESSAGING the PRETTY LADY FROM THE TV and also when he said "I REALLY THINK THERE'S STILL A LOT OF SEASON LEFT, ... I WOULDN'T DO IT FOR ANY OTHER REASON - EXCEPT TO WIN". If only Gus Malzahn had been TREATED BETTER BY THE COACHING STAFF earlier, the Razorbacks might be in BETTER shape now. Now he's at Auburn where he is REVAMPING the offense with MIXED results for Gene Chizik, who was an ENIGMATIC hire. War EAGLE to LSU, where it smells like A PETROLEUM REFINERY all the time. Arkansas now has Bobby Petrino, who likes to yell mother EVER LOVIN SON OF A GOD-DAMNED PANSTY ASS C*%&SUCKER on the sidelines when the kicker DISCOVERS AGAIN THAT HE IS NOT VERY GOOD AT KICKING a field goal. Should be an interesting weekend in which I will go 5-0 and Mr. Steve Wells will FORGET TO SUBMIT HIS PICKS.
For $800 and the Ramon Escobar Trophy, which MATT DISHONGH plans to SELL ON EBAY AND CONTRIBUTE THE PROCEEDS TO A LOCAL TEA-BAGGER ORGANIZATION, select your BRILLIANT PICKS and e-mail them back to me by 6 p.m. Thursday and be glad you do not have to PRAY LIKE CRAZY FOR AN UPSET IN the result of Clemson-Miami game like Bobby BOWDEN might.
Rene S.
Let's face it, Houston Nutt is a _magical_(adj.) coach. He is the _most magical (adj.) thing that could happen to a program like Ole Miss. My favorite Nutt moment at Arkansas was when he _waved (verb) the magical golf hat___(noun) and also when he said _"Bippity, Boppity, Boo"__(quote). If only Gus Malzahn had been the holder of the magical hat_(verb) earlier, the Razorbacks might be in dancing (adj.) shape now. Now he's at Auburn where he is dressing(verb) the offense with magical_(adj.) results for Gene Chizik, who was aservant (adj.) hire. War trails_(noun or phrase) to LSU, where it smells like a Castle's mote_(noun) all the time. Arkansas now has Bobby Petrino, who likes to yell mother, "fairy godmother, may I"_(noun or verb) on the sidelines when the kicker prays for_(verb) a field goal. Should be an interesting weekend in which I will go magically 5-0_(record) and Mr. Steve Wells will vanish like Cinderella's pumpkin at midnight___(grab bag).
For $800 and the Ramon Escobar Trophy, which Rene Stehle_(name) plans to _magically win____(phrase), select your _queen's picks____(plural noun) and e-mail them back to me by 6 p.m. Thursday and be glad you do not have to wave your wand_for___(verb) the result of Clemson-Miami game like Bobby and the Fairy Godmother_(name of coach) might.
This week's games
Week 8 Mad Libs
Let's face it, Houston Nutt is a _____(adj.) coach. He is the _____(adj.) thing that could happen to a program like Ole Miss. My favorite Nutt moment at Arkansas was when he _____(verb) the _____(noun) and also when he said _____(quote). If only Gus Malzahn had been _____(verb) earlier, the Razorbacks might be in _____(adj.) shape now. Now he's at Auburn where he is _____(verb) the offense with _____(adj.) results for Gene Chizik, who was a _____(adj.) hire. War _____(noun or phrase) to LSU, where it smells like _____(noun) all the time. Arkansas now has Bobby Petrino, who likes to yell mother _____(noun or verb) on the sidelines when the kicker _____(verb) a field goal. Should be an interesting weekend in which I will go ____(record) and Mr. Steve Wells will _____(grab bag).
For $800 and the Ramon Escobar Trophy, which _____(name) plans to _____(phrase), select your _____(plural noun) and e-mail them back to me by 6 p.m. Thursday and be glad you do not have to _____(verb) the result of Clemson-Miami game like Bobby _____(name of coach) might.
Florida State - North Carolina
7 p.m., Thursday, ESPN
Line: North Carolina by 2
Arkansas - Ole Miss
11:20 a.m., Saturday, SEC Network
Line: Ole Miss by 6
* Underdog worth three points
Penn State - Michigan
2:30 p.m., Saturday, ABC/ESPN
Line: Penn State by 4
TCU - BYU
6:30 p.m., Saturday, Versus
Line: TCU by 2
The Tiger Bowl
Auburn - LSU
6:30 p.m., Saturday, ESPN2
Line: LSU by 7
* Underdog worth three points
Good luck.
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Let's face it, Houston Nutt is a _____(adj.) coach. He is the _____(adj.) thing that could happen to a program like Ole Miss. My favorite Nutt moment at Arkansas was when he _____(verb) the _____(noun) and also when he said _____(quote). If only Gus Malzahn had been _____(verb) earlier, the Razorbacks might be in _____(adj.) shape now. Now he's at Auburn where he is _____(verb) the offense with _____(adj.) results for Gene Chizik, who was a _____(adj.) hire. War _____(noun or phrase) to LSU, where it smells like _____(noun) all the time. Arkansas now has Bobby Petrino, who likes to yell mother _____(noun or verb) on the sidelines when the kicker _____(verb) a field goal. Should be an interesting weekend in which I will go ____(record) and Mr. Steve Wells will _____(grab bag).
For $800 and the Ramon Escobar Trophy, which _____(name) plans to _____(phrase), select your _____(plural noun) and e-mail them back to me by 6 p.m. Thursday and be glad you do not have to _____(verb) the result of Clemson-Miami game like Bobby _____(name of coach) might.
Florida State - North Carolina
7 p.m., Thursday, ESPN
Line: North Carolina by 2
Arkansas - Ole Miss
11:20 a.m., Saturday, SEC Network
Line: Ole Miss by 6
* Underdog worth three points
Penn State - Michigan
2:30 p.m., Saturday, ABC/ESPN
Line: Penn State by 4
TCU - BYU
6:30 p.m., Saturday, Versus
Line: TCU by 2
The Tiger Bowl
Auburn - LSU
6:30 p.m., Saturday, ESPN2
Line: LSU by 7
* Underdog worth three points
Good luck.
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