More Haiku

Dougie Poo's Haiku
Spews unending jealousy
Auburn Tigers Champs!

Newton ad idea

With all the Cam Newton controversy lately, he could do an insurance ad. So here it goes:
An insurance ad
Cam Newton, you jackwagon
Fifteen percent off.

Big Game

Since the Arkansas-LSU game is the biggest game in the country, its only fitting I include it in a haiku.

Big game this weekend
Party time on the golf course
Bowl implications.

Winning Streak

For the past two weeks, I have gone 5-0 in my picks. That has never happened before. Usually a 5-0 for me is few and far between. Had to write a haiku about it this week.

5 and 0 again
Happened two weeks in a row
Going for a third.

Auburn Drama

News has come out this week about Auburn quarterback Cam Newton. So, I had to write a haiku about it.
Cam Newton drama
Auburn's luck is running out
Lets see what happens.

Another one at the top

Since Auburn was knocked out of #1 in the BCS poll, I just had to put it in the form of a haiku.
Another number one
Auburn fans are cry babies
Constipated too.

Another No.1

For the past three weeks, the No.1 team in the polls or BCS has gone down. Lets keep up the same tradition this week.

Curse of Number one
Hope Auburn suffers the same
Very overrated.

Song Spoof Haiku

Since it was a screw up from one of the refs that contributed to Arkansas getting beat this past week, I decided to do a song spoof haiku from none other than the so-called lip synchers Milli Vanilli.

Blame it on the refs
Milli Vanilli song spoof
Now lets beat Ole Miss.

Arkansas-Auburn Haiku

Since the Arkansas-Auburn game is this weekend, I had to make a haiku about it:

Big game this weekend
First Auburn loss in the air
That makes the fans cringe.

Razorbacks Dallas Bound

Since the Razorbacks are playing in Jerry World on Saturday, I had to include it in a haiku.

Big game in Dallas
Being played in Jerry World
Houston won't be there.

Early Bowl Prediction

With the Ole Miss loss last week here are bowl possibilities for them.

Early prediction
No Jerry World bowl for Nutt
Shrevport or Nashville.

Tailgate Central

Since people crowded the War Memorial golf course last Saturday, its only fitting I include it with this weeks haiku.

War Memorial
Best tailgating spot around
Party was Rockin'.

Shot heard around the world

Last week's Ole Miss loss was the shot heard around the world. So this week I'm composing it with a haiku:
Trouble in Oxford
Houston is in deep doo-doo
Jack Crowe gets revenge.

Starting out with a bang

Just imagine this: Auburn fans leaving after an away game. They get to the War Eagle van and it is completely stripped inside and out. The only thing left on the dash was their Kid n' Play CD.
I decided to come up with a haiku about it.

Starting with a bang.
Auburn fans love Kid n' Play.
They have a fan club.

heisman haiku

As I was logging in to poolsville, I discovered something else. I saw pootsville.blogspot.com.
I didn't know Auburn fans started their own blog.
On that note heres my haiku:
The bowls have been picked
Tebow cried like a baby
No Heisman for you.

Haiku for the coaches

There have been some notable dismissals in the college coaching ranks this week, here is a
haiku on the subject:
Job security
Not found in college football
Bowden and Weis, gone.

Pre-Thanksgiving haiku

Since this is Thanksgiving week, I decided to put my haiku in a day
early. I saw an article on Poolsville last week that I just had to make a
haiku on the subject:
A sight at Auburn
Make shift toilet on the field
Corndogs kickin' in

Weeks happenings in a haiku

With all the happening in College football this past week, I had to make
it into a haiku:
Auburn chokes again
Weiss's future on the line.
Short tailgating time.

Early Game Start

It was announced this week that the Razorback game in Little Rock
next weekend will Kickoff @ 11;20. A lot of tailgaters will not be happy.
Here is this weeks haiku on the subject:
An early kickoff
Tailgaters are not happy
Start drinking early.

Bowl Possibilities

It looks like Arkansas will make a bowl appearance this year. So I came up with the possibilities in a haiku:
Shrevport or Nashville
Bowl desinations for hogs
Win out for Cotton.