Monday, September 19, 2011

Ramon's Escoblog: Week 3

The Awesome Meter:
Rating the Awesomeness of Football Weekend

O'Brien goes 5-0 to shoot up to a tie for second place (Rating: 4 -- Bayani brothers blasting "Atomic Dog" in Celica)... Robb O pledges to print "DYC" T-shirts after getting burned yet again by Clemson (Rating: 4 -- Hammerin Hank et cetera)... Oklahoma continues to prove to be absolute money in the pool during the regular season (Rating: 1 -- Tiger, Lance, Vick, LeBron)... No endangered species get injured at Auburn game this week (Rating: 3 -- Offenses run by guys in visors)... DJ U, Sir Thomas, Porkchop Butler, and Faldon's Five Thoughts jump in top group with 5-0s (Rating: 4 -- Cupid Shuffle)... SEC team gets beat by Vanderbilt (Rating: 1 -- Craigslist ad for Ole Miss bagman)... SEC team gets outgained by Sun Belt school (Rating: 2 -- Artificial turf in SEC)... Daly accepts challenge to beat leader Big O by flipping a coin every week (Rating: 4 -- Giorgio Chinaglia, 1978)... Big 12 and Big East schools defecting to add to conference realignment craziness (Rating: 2 -- Swanton Bomb or Rating: 5 -- Project Playoffs)... Condoleezza Rice claims hole in one at golf course prior to taking in Notre Dame game (Rating: 1 -- WMDs).

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