Welcome to Auburn! We hope you guys have a great weekend, of course going home with an loss.
1. This is Toomer's Corner, we role it with Toilet Paper after we win. On the opposite corner of the tree is Toomer's Drugs, who has world famous lemonade.
2. Samford Hall, the beautiful administration building of Auburn University.
3. Jordan Hare Stadium, the stadium in which you will watch the game, holds 87,451. Truly one of the great atmospheres in college football.
4. Shoes: You wear them on your feet for protection. Some places will not serve you in Auburn if you don't wear these, so stock up on groceries (or vittles as you may know them) before you come.
5. Electricity: don't worry about this, just make sure you don't stick your fingers, tongue, anything metal, or genitalia in these.
6. Teeth: Now I'm sure you guys remember these, you probably even have a few, but in the modern world, we hold on to our teeth through a process called "dental hygiene" which should arrive in your state any decade now.
7. Soap: Don't bother, its a good product, but it can't work miracles.
8. Running Water and indoor plumbing. This is going to be a tough one. If there is a hole in the ground outside, that does NOT mean it's okay to use the bathroom there. Try and put your waste in one of these.
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