Monday, August 24, 2009

Letters to Ramon: Monday edition

"You got the Auburn and LSU traditions backwards. It's Auburn that likes to eat corndogs. That's how the septic tanks fill up so fast. New this year @ Jordan Pubic Hair stadium, the Poop Deck has been added. The way Auburn's season is predicted, fans will be hanging out in their stalls the entire time." -- Booty D

"This year there won’t be a Utah beating Alabama that keeps me from claiming the top stop. How the hell does Utah beat Alabama -- the rolling tide from the mighty SEC, the most powerful conference in the history of college football?" -- Sal C

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