This week's games

It used to be that Jerry Wild was the only Tulsa fan in the pool, but now that they've got Malzahn, probably a third of the people in this are suddenly interested in Tulsa, which makes its first appearance of the season as an underdog to Central Florida, whose coach would probably have Notre Dame in better shape than it is in now had he been allowed to stay. It's championship week, the last week of the regular season before we hit the gauntlet and the bowls.

Conference USA Championship Game
Tulsa-Central Florida
11 a.m., Sat., ESPN
Line: Central Florida by 7
* Underdog worth three points in this game

ACC Championship Game
Boston College-Virginia Tech
Noon, Sat., ABC
Line: Virginia Tech by 4

SEC Championship Game
LSU-Tennessee
3 p.m., Sat., CBS
Line: LSU by 7
* Underdog worth three points in this game

The Civil War
Oregon State-Oregon
3:30 p.m., Sat., ESPN2
Line: Off

Big 12 Championship Game
Missouri-Oklahoma
7 p.m., Sat., ABC
Line: Oklahoma by 3


Good luck.
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Tuberville staying with Auburn

Assuming there are no unforeseen snags, Mike Sherman is expected to be named the next head football coach at Texas A&M University, multiple sources told The Dallas Morning News on Sunday. The former Green Bay Packers head coach and current offensive coordinator of the Houston Texans served as A&M's offensive line coach in the 1990s.

Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville, believed to be one of the leading contenders for the A&M position, fell out of the running, a high-ranking university source said.
Tuberville has a $6 million buyout clause in his Auburn contract. A&M officials were not willing to pay that amount "just to talk to him".

Texas A&M-Arkansas series

Texas A&M and Arkansas officials are close to finalizing a non-conference football series at the new Cowboys stadium in Arlington starting in 2009, a source close to the negotiations told The Dallas Morning News.
The schools are close to signing a six- to eight-year deal that would bring a potential blockbuster matchup to the area that could rival the annual Texas-Oklahoma game at Fair Park. Arkansas officials are expected to fly to the area this week for one final look at the stadium and the contract, the source said.
A&M spokesman Alan Cannon said he could not confirm a contract with Arkansas. He did say the school was considering a non-conference game at the new Cowboys stadium. Arkansas and Cowboys officials could not be reached.
A&M athletic director Bill Byrne has made no secret about his desire to play a high-profile game in North Texas. For months, it was thought A&M would play Texas Tech. An Arkansas game would effectively take those plans off the table.
Byrne was asked about the possibility of bringing a Big 12 game to the Dallas area during an Internet chat with fans hosted by The News on Aug. 29.
"It's more likely for us to look at a non-conference game," Byrne said then. "We haven't established an opponent yet, but we're very interested in being in the Metroplex starting in 2009."
The game could generate millions for both schools, just like the Texas-OU game does. However, A&M and Arkansas would play in a new, $1 billion stadium, as opposed to the aging Cotton Bowl. The new Cowboys stadium can be configured to hold a maximum of 100,000 fans. If school officials charged a premium ticket price, possibly $90 to $100, ticket sales alone would generate at least $9 million.
One potential snag could be Arkansas' current scheduling of games in Little Rock, Ark.
The Razorbacks traditionally play a couple of games in the state capital every season. It's unclear how moving one of those games to Arlington would affect Arkansas' future schedules.
A&M and Arkansas played each other for decades as members of the now-defunct Southwest Conference. The schools haven't played each other since 1991.

Wild Weekend

First of all, I need to get some unfinished business out of the way
concerning the Alabama Auburn game. Instead of the iron bowl it needs
to be called the toilet bowl. With all the corndogs and burritos Auburn
fans have eaten this season, they spend more time sitting on the can than
watching the game.
Now on to business, both the no.1 and no.2 teams went down this weekend.
The Arkansas Razorbacks took out no.1 LSU, which is something Auburn
couldn't do.

Haiku for this week:
Arkansas Razorback prevail
Number one curse continues
Nutts' future undecided.

Lead of the weekend

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) - Crushing the national title hopes of the No. 1 team in the nation is one way to make a case for the Heisman Trophy.

This is a halftime show, UA marching band

This week's games

My apologies to the Auburn fans for not including the Iron Bowl this week. Yes, it is a great rivarly, but who is going to pick Alabama after the Tide lost to Louisiana-Monroe? The same apologies go to the Georgia, Texas, and Texas A&M fans in the pool. There are just too many other good games this week to include every rivalry. Two things to note: The USC-Arizona State game is on Thursday night, and Kansas-Missouri, the biggest game of the season so far, is being played at a neutral site.

USC-Arizona State
7 p.m., Thu., ESPN
Line: USC by 3

The Commonwealth Cup
Virginia Tech-Virginia
11 a.m., Sat., ESPN2
Line: Virginia Tech by 3

Tennessee-Kentucky
12:30 p.m., Sat., CBS
Line: Kentucky by 3

Oregon-UCLA
2:30 p.m., Sat., ABC/ESPN
Line: Oregon by 2

The Border Showdown
Kansas-Missouri
7 p.m., Sat., ABC
Line: Kansas by 2

Good luck.
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Just because I love this picture

Run for the Border

Next week will be the last regular season game for all college football
teams. Colder weather is setting in at this time of year.
With the change in seasons, the Auburn fans are also making a change.
Instead of eating corndogs, they are making a run for the border.
I mean they are headed to Taco Bell and loading up on a sack full
of beefy cheesy burritos. They are really loading up so they can take
turns farting the Auburn fight song. That really will make the van
smell even worse. It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where he
couldn't get an awful stench out of his car.

Haiku for this week:
Change of seasons
Run for the border
Farting fight song.

Comes first in alphabetical order?

I've seen a lot of crazy reasoning for picking a team, but here's one of my new favorites courtesy of Glenn Borkowski's picks this week:

"Harvard - comes first in alphabetical order."

UPDATE:

Here's another great reason for picking a team from Oscar Davis:

"Yale (because we had all those Yalees teaching at Ole Miss Law School and at that time, their Head of the Graduate Law School, Professor McDougal, was an Ole Miss grad)"

This week's games

Rivalry games really start to kick in this week, and we've got two of the best starting it off. In what has become a football pool tradition, Harvard-Yale makes the list and this year it's got the added weight of being for the Ivy League championship. With Ohio State-Michigan, you have to
wonder if the rumors are true about Lloyd Carr retiring after the game and the impact that will have on pumping up the team to win the game for him. And there's also an unpredictable Clemson game back this week.

Greatest Rivalry in Sports
Ohio State-Michigan
11 a.m., Sat., ABC
Line: Off

The Game
Harvard-Yale
11 a.m., Sat., HDNet
Line: No line

Battle for the Land Grant Trophy
Penn State-Michigan State
2:30 p.m., Sat., ABC
Line: Penn State by 3

West Virginia-Cincinnati
6:45 p.m., Sat., ESPN
Line: West Virginia by 6
* Underdog worth three points in this game

Boston College-Clemson
6:45 p.m., Sat., ESPN2
Line: Clemson by 7
* Underdog worth three points in this game

Good luck.
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Greatest rivarly in sports?

Some of you fans of other conferences, especially you Auburn fans who think the Iron Bowl is the pinnacle of rivarlies, probably disagree with the label "Greatest Rivalry in Sports" for the Ohio State-Michigan game. But it is called that because ESPN named it the greatest sports rivalry of the 20th century (in North America) during its "Sports Century" series. Also, no other college football rivalry has a war as part of its backdrop, which is what the Toledo War is to fans from the two state. Wikipedia says "the football rivalry is a modern manifestation of this historical tension."

Second Time Around

I have had plenty of material to trash the Auburn Tigers with that some of you
might think I've forgotten about Gentle Ben. Well, I haven't. I'll get back to
him in the haiku. Auburn plays their second Bulldog team today with
Georgia. I predict they will get their A$$ES handed to them again by
this bulldog team. You Auburn fans better hope Sheriff Buford T.
Justice isn't chasing the bandit. Because he dosen't like you smelling up
his highways.

Here is the haiku of the week:
Second time around
Bulldog trees a tiger
Gentle Ben, moron.

This week's games

Here are the games for Week 11. As Tony Schiavone might say, this may be the toughest week in college football pool history. First you have Arkansas-Tennessee, a game so tough to predict that not even Vegas wants to take a guess. Then there's Auburn-Georgia, two teams that seemingly couldn't be more even. In the wild Big East, Connecticut is 8-1 yet a five-point underdog to surprise Cincinnati. In the Florida State-Virginia Tech game, you wonder which teams will show up in the unpredictable ACC. And then you have USC on the road at Cal in a game many people in the pool will complain about because they don't follow the Pac-10 well enough.

Arkansas-Tennessee
11:30 a.m., Sat., LFS
Line: Pick 'em

Oldest Rivalry in the Deep South
Auburn-Georgia
2:30 p.m., Sat., CBS
Line: Georgia by 1

Connecticut-Cincinnati
2:30 p.m., Sat., ESPNU
Line: Cincinnati by 5
* Underdog worth three points in this game

Florida State-Virginia Tech
2:30 p.m., Sat., ABC/ESPN
Line: Virginia Tech by 6
* Underdog worth three points in this game

USC-California
7 p.m., Sat., ABC
Line: USC by 4

Good luck.
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You know what Poolsville needs?

No, not more haikus.

I think Matt should be required to post a weekly column in the style of Larry King's USA Today column. You know the one I'm talking about, filled with random, stream of consciousness and out of left field thoughts. Like a thought about Darren McFadden's car followed by "We can put a man on the moon, but Subway can only offer three types of cheese for their sandwiches?"

Those columns and getting to vote on the Slabby champion are the only reasons I enter the various Escobar sports pools. (BTW, what's a guy got to do to get an invite to the Escobar Book Club!?!)

Matt's King-style columns > Easterbrook's Tuesday Morning QB > Peter King's Things I Think I Think.

Make it happen, Matt. Make. It. Happen.

My new wallpaper

Franchione negotiating buyout deal

According to the rumors, Fran's buyout of $8.5 mil was reduced to $1.9 mil - a savings of more than $6 million. Tuberville's buyout is $6 million - coincidence? Hmmm.

Just screwing with you Auburn guys. I don't see any reason he should jump to A&M. Seems like a lateral move at best. He'll probably just get a nice raise out of it.

Sheriff Buford T. Justice

Some Auburn fans were on the way back home from the game and
had to pull over and get some fresh air. After eating corndogs all
day the Auburn van was smelling rather rank.
They pulled over and got out of the van and a sheriffs car pulls in
behind them. He gets out of the car,lights his cigarette, and closes
his lighter. It was none other than Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
He tells the Auburn fans to put their hands on the van. Then
he says: don't go home, don't go to eat, don't go to the bathroom,
and don't fart on my highways, it wouldn't smell too nice.
You boys just keep your hands on the van until one of my associates
arrives. You can think about it,but don't do it!!
If you're trying to remember what movie line that is, its from
Smokey and the Bandit. Sheriff Justice got him soem Auburn
fans while in hot pursuit of the bandit.
Here is my haiku for the week:
Comebacks are weak
You'll never beat me
My haikus rock.

Play of the Year or Worst Defense in History?