Sheriff Buford T. Justice

Some Auburn fans were on the way back home from the game and
had to pull over and get some fresh air. After eating corndogs all
day the Auburn van was smelling rather rank.
They pulled over and got out of the van and a sheriffs car pulls in
behind them. He gets out of the car,lights his cigarette, and closes
his lighter. It was none other than Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
He tells the Auburn fans to put their hands on the van. Then
he says: don't go home, don't go to eat, don't go to the bathroom,
and don't fart on my highways, it wouldn't smell too nice.
You boys just keep your hands on the van until one of my associates
arrives. You can think about it,but don't do it!!
If you're trying to remember what movie line that is, its from
Smokey and the Bandit. Sheriff Justice got him soem Auburn
fans while in hot pursuit of the bandit.
Here is my haiku for the week:
Comebacks are weak
You'll never beat me
My haikus rock.