Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Five Things

1. And the Arkansas RazorBlah Streak continues this week.

After losing to Ole Miss, then playing the softest cupcake of the season, then an 11:21 a.m. kickoff (where both teams and the fans were listless through the first half), we come to the Troy game. Which falls on opening day of deer season (modern firearm) in Arkansas.

Yes, yes, Troy is 7-2, 6-0 in the Sunbelt. The Trojans aren't as cupcake-y as first thought when the schedule was released. But let's be honest here, the only Sunbelt team that would generate some buzz among Arkansas fans is based in Jonesboro, not Troy, Ala.

So if you attend the game or manage to find CSS on your cable or satellite provider, look for empty seats. More empties than in the South Carolina game. (Over/under on number of blaze orange caps and/or jackets in the stands? 57 1/2.)

Next week doesn't look much better. Yes, the game is in War Memorial Stadium against an SEC team. But it's another 11:21 kickoff. And it's opening day of duck season. Oh yeah, it's also against Mississippi State (4-5, 2-3). Given that, nobody can be blamed for choosing a Haydel Game Call over a Hog call.

2. Dear SEC, Please Upgrade To HD

In the wake of yet another SEC officiating blunder the replay officials in the booth of SEC games are watching low-definition TVs. That's right, you sitting at home with your 42-inch HD TV have a better view of plays under review than the guy actually doing the reviewing. Heck, there are people with HD TVs set up at their tailgates. Yet the SEC doesn't have HD for the replay official!?!

Even more troubling, this is an area the SEC could be monetizing. Given the craven chase for every dollar, it's inexcusable Mike Slive hasn't contracted with some manufacturer to be "The Official HD TV of the SEC." If nothing else get the local Best Buy to hook one up and slap a Golden Flake sticker on it.

3. You Can't Say That On TV (NSFW audio!)



4. Recurring Items

SportsJournalists.com Top 25 link is here.

AwfulAnnouncing provides college football announcers' schedules here and the Pammy Award update hasn't been posted yet.

5. M8B Prediction

Will Arkansas (-14.5) cover against Troy?



(Views expressed by the Magic 8 Ball do not necessarily reflect the views of this blog, the blog owner nor this post's author. Advice from the M8B is for entertainment purposes only and not for actual wagering ... especially since the Magic 8 Ball is 6-6 this season.)

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