Thursday, December 20, 2007

New Coach Scenario

This would have been an interesting scenario if Bobby Patrino had changed
his mind about the Arkansas job. Bobby Petrino announces he is taking the
Arkansas job, accepts the job at the press conference, then shakes John White's
hand, pulls off his shirt and tie and is wearing an nWo shirt. Petrino
picks up a steel chair and knocks out John White and walks off with Kevin
Nash and Scott Hall. He went nWo on the Atlanta Falcons.

Final football season haiku:
Petrino goes nWo
We got that wood
Need ECW bowl.

2 comments:

Pool Jones said...

I would pay to see that!

Scott said...

That'll only work if Tony Schivone is doing the play-by-play of the game.

And then, of course, you'd have to cut the broadcast seconds after the attack with a "Folks, we're completely out of time!"