Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Song parody and haiku

An Auburn fan previously stated that LSU fans smell like corndogs.
Have you smelled yourself lately? I came up with a song parody for
you Auburn fans. It is a parody of Baby Got Back, this one is called
Auburn Got Gas, here are parts of the song:
" I like corndogs and I cannot lie......... let it, let it, let that smelly fart,
Auburn Got Gas." Sung by none other than Auburn fans.
I bet the Auburn van smells rather rank after a game. It makes me
think of a line from Ace Ventura Pet Detective; "shew, don't go in
there."
Auburn fans could also be the stars of a new Pepto Bismol commercial.
The commercial goes heartburn, indigestion,upset stomach,diarrhea.
The worst case of diarrhea Auburn fans have is diarrhea of the mouth.

This weeks haiku:
Look whos talking
You smell like corndogs
Auburn got gas

2 comments:

Pool Jones said...

That's definitely the entertaining post of the week.

LDavis said...

Just think, Arkansas fans, one more reason to say "Thank God for Mississippi!" Congrats on being 1 and 3 in the SEC. Bless your hearts how proud you must be.