Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Probabilities of Auburn win

The Auburn Tighers Beat the Florida Gators in the swamp last Saturday.
Here are the two probabilities on how they pulled out the win. First,
is the gas finally kicked in late in the game from all the corndogs and
pork & beans they ate all day. Second, if Auburn lost the game, the
whole team would have to report to the team meeting room and watch
the entire first season of Diff'rent Strokes.
This is the leadoff to another great haiku:
Top teams crumble
What you Talkin' about Willis?
Gas kicks in

Arnold Jackson

1 comment:

Pool Jones said...

Now that is one of the all-time great haikus.