The first haiku off of the year

This battle was conducted through e-mail, with Doug's added in at the end...

Trey Davis:
War Eagle to you!
Excitement in air
We have not lost yet

Lee Davis:
Auburn graduate?
Don't you know that haikus are
5-7-5, dork?

Trey Davis:
Lee, just to inform
Learn the true definition
Ryan says "Jack Ass!"

Lee Davis:
Didn't Auburn beat
Nebraska? Thought so. Shut up,
Big Red Cornhusker!

Doug Virden:
Gentle Ben traitor
Auburn fans POMPUS A$$ES
NOTRE DAME RULES