Sunday, September 09, 2007

Possible new A.D. at Arkansas

Jeff Long may become the new A.D. for the University of Arkansas.
He has already made two visits to the University. The latest is that
an offer has been made, but has yet to accept it.
I guess my NO SHOES , NO SHIRT, NO DYCUS campaign really paid
off. The big rumor going around was Chuck Dycus was going to be the
next A.D.. We don't need anyone else from NWA mucking up the program.
Wally Hall was being a big crybaby this morning because the B.O.T. didn't
have a say who would be hired. Wally is a big KISSASS!! Wally
kisses ass so much that when Broyles farts, you can see the breeze
flowing through his hair.
Bactracking for a moment, The slogan NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO DYCUS
came from a scene from Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
The scene where Spicolli walked in the restaurant w/out a shirt and
Brad Hamilton (Judge Reinhold) points to the sign NO SHOES , NO
SHIRT, NO DICE. I just changed it a little bit to suit my purposes.
I 'm briefly going to touch on the Auburn loss. My prediction is coming
true that they will go 1-11. They couldn't call a timeout to go sit on the
can because they would get called for a delay of game.

2 comments:

Pool Jones said...

Doug, your posts are the highlight of this web site. Very funny once again.

Jeremy Peppas said...

Actually it is Chuck Dicus and and it even plays in better with Fast Times. I like the theme though, just don't get caught in the poolhouse.
Read Wally today as well.
Umm, as the black helicopter spotting Hogvillians know, a plane can be tracked through the FAA with the tailwing number, so to say that no one knew where the plane was is misleading at best and a lie at worst.
All you have to do is punch the numbers into http://flightaware.com/live/ and it will spit out every place the plane has been.
No matter how secret Arkansas wants the search to be, they still have to file flight plans.
And on final and unrelated note: Aren't we all South Florida fans now?