Ramon's Escoblog: Week 3

Dedicated to all Jeeps and Land Cruisers... When Gene Chizik said Auburn’s win over Clemson was “a God thing,” it confirmed something I’ve known all along: Clemson football is the work of the devil... Maybe it’s because Pastor Floyd put a blessing on them when they hired Malzahn, but the school named after a hair coloring product sure is getting more luck than the religious school that lost after a fake field goal snapped with 00 on the play clock... If you’re one of the 13 with a 5-0, consider yourself fortunate after two overtime games and a last-second finish this week, which brings the total to three overtimes in three weeks. Let’s go for four!... I don’t know who the Third Man in the booth was for the Arkansas-Georgia game, but he needed to make like Orson Welles and disappear... Lineberry and Beranek maintain their tie for first after both picked up only their first loss of the season. The competition between them hasn’t been this tight since they fought over the chair to sit behind that girl in film lecture... Of all the announcers calling the games in primetime, there is still only one Mr. Saturday Night: Ron Franklin... Stehlbread, for years you have been calling the Hogs. Now Jeff Long is waiting for you to answer the call. So please take your kids out of Our Lady of Perpetual Help so they can get that new weight room to show to recruits... Source: Kevin Kilpatrick will be asked to return his 2003 Ramon Escobar Trophy for accepting money from an agent to become the on-hold voice of Pizza Hut WingStreet. Call your local Pizza Hut for the evidence... I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more Twitter posts about soybeans from Vratsinas... Quote of the week: “He reminds me of a young Elvis.” -- former SEC three-point king Pat Bradley talking on 103.7 about Doug Virden’s karaoke skills… Brendan O. is continuing his tradition of not picking Arkansas games in the pool, so everyone should be thanking him for Saturday's win... When it comes to rolling paper for cowboys, it's Discount Records 1, iTunes 0.