What's my new gimmick for Week 2? Come on, man!... Not wearing the fluorescent green jerseys to annoyingly contrast with Vol orange? Come on, Ore-gan... Scoring only 17 against Mississippi State? Come on, Mal-a-zahn... Lineberry and Beranek putting it on everybody with a 10-0 so far? Come on, (former residents of) Yo-cam... Ruining the weekend for Notre Dame fans across the country? Come on, Michi-gan... Mr. Steve Wells sitting at the bottom of the standings? Come on, new syst-am... This new stadium intro video that only shows highlights from last year's Razorbacks? Come on, (bring back the) tradi-shan... Ralphie having to sit through a program on the brink of obscurity? Come on, (Dan and Cody) Hawk-ans... The bleachers in Section 4, Row 57, still broken after 12 years? Come on, (War Memorial) Sta-diam... Claiming I haphazardly left you off the list when I sent you three invitation reminders and never got a response to enter the pool? Come on, Sulli-van... Reggie Bush? What about friggin' O.J.??? Come on, Heis-man... Harassing me all Monday morning about sending out the standings? Come on, (Brad and) Jan(is)... O'Brien resorting to milk of magnesia the night before a Razorback game? Come on, bran... Taking the pick submission design contest in this direction? Come on, Rob-an... Sleeping during Word Wealth? Come on, William Gran... Got your own? Send it and I will post them on Poolsville. Come on, (Noel) O-man!
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