Week 8 Mad Libs!

Glenn B.
Let's face it, Houston Nutt is a WORKMANLIKE YET TRAGICALLY FLAWED coach. He is the BEST thing that could happen to a program like Ole Miss. My favorite Nutt moment at Arkansas was when he WAS CAUGHT TEXT MESSAGING the PRETTY LADY FROM THE TV and also when he said "I REALLY THINK THERE'S STILL A LOT OF SEASON LEFT, ... I WOULDN'T DO IT FOR ANY OTHER REASON - EXCEPT TO WIN". If only Gus Malzahn had been TREATED BETTER BY THE COACHING STAFF earlier, the Razorbacks might be in BETTER shape now. Now he's at Auburn where he is REVAMPING the offense with MIXED results for Gene Chizik, who was an ENIGMATIC hire. War EAGLE to LSU, where it smells like A PETROLEUM REFINERY all the time. Arkansas now has Bobby Petrino, who likes to yell mother EVER LOVIN SON OF A GOD-DAMNED PANSTY ASS C*%&SUCKER on the sidelines when the kicker DISCOVERS AGAIN THAT HE IS NOT VERY GOOD AT KICKING a field goal. Should be an interesting weekend in which I will go 5-0 and Mr. Steve Wells will FORGET TO SUBMIT HIS PICKS.

For $800 and the Ramon Escobar Trophy, which MATT DISHONGH plans to SELL ON EBAY AND CONTRIBUTE THE PROCEEDS TO A LOCAL TEA-BAGGER ORGANIZATION, select your BRILLIANT PICKS and e-mail them back to me by 6 p.m. Thursday and be glad you do not have to PRAY LIKE CRAZY FOR AN UPSET IN the result of Clemson-Miami game like Bobby BOWDEN might.


Rene S.
Let's face it, Houston Nutt is a _magical_(adj.) coach. He is the _most magical (adj.) thing that could happen to a program like Ole Miss. My favorite Nutt moment at Arkansas was when he _waved (verb) the magical golf hat___(noun) and also when he said _"Bippity, Boppity, Boo"__(quote). If only Gus Malzahn had been the holder of the magical hat_(verb) earlier, the Razorbacks might be in dancing (adj.) shape now. Now he's at Auburn where he is dressing(verb) the offense with magical_(adj.) results for Gene Chizik, who was aservant (adj.) hire. War trails_(noun or phrase) to LSU, where it smells like a Castle's mote_(noun) all the time. Arkansas now has Bobby Petrino, who likes to yell mother, "fairy godmother, may I"_(noun or verb) on the sidelines when the kicker prays for_(verb) a field goal. Should be an interesting weekend in which I will go magically 5-0_(record) and Mr. Steve Wells will vanish like Cinderella's pumpkin at midnight___(grab bag).

For $800 and the Ramon Escobar Trophy, which Rene Stehle_(name) plans to _magically win____(phrase), select your _queen's picks____(plural noun) and e-mail them back to me by 6 p.m. Thursday and be glad you do not have to wave your wand_for___(verb) the result of Clemson-Miami game like Bobby and the Fairy Godmother_(name of coach) might.