Yesterdays Summary

Saturday was the first day of college football. There were a few surprises in the mix, so here goes.
The first one was when Appalachian St. beat No.5 Michigan.
Ark. St. held No.4 Texas to 21 points. That game was close with
Texas winning 21-13. Now we know why the Razorbacks don't
want to play Ark. St. . The Razorback game was evenly played
throughout the game. The Razorbacks finally decided to turn it
up a notch in the fourth quarter. The final score was 46-26.
Finally, we will travel to a town that smells very rank this
morning Auburn, Alabama. Kansas St. was ahead of Auburn
until the end of the game. Auburn was plugged up throughout
the game because they ate too many corndogs. They had to
take a timeout and go sit on the can. There were long lines
at the restrooms at Auburn because they ate too may corndogs.
For some Auburn fans it was tofu. The septic tanks are filled
up and the air quality is bad from people fartin' all day.
PLEASE DON'T STRIKE A MATCH!!