This is a continuation of the "new rules for college football fandom" created by Page 2. These were written by fans and submitted to the website. Go ahead and add your own in the comment section (bonus points for haikus). Here are a few to wet your appetite...
66. Just because you are Catholic does not mean you should root for Notre Dame. God hates it when wars are carried out in his name, how do you think he feels about having bowl losses carried out in his name? (Jim Wiggin)
82. If you don't have a raging hangover by the fourth quarter, you didn't pregame hard enough. (ttubigmike)
95. Any conference called "The Big Ten" that in fact has 11 teams must man up and kick one out. (htighe811)
95a. Any Big Ten team who loses to a Division I-AA team is the candidate to be kicked out.
97. You cannot, under any circumstances, attempt to castrate a fan of a rival school (even if you are a church deacon). (lgrothues)
1 comment:
No matter how many contests your recipe has won, eating the meat of your own mascot is not allowed at tailgates. Sorry Razorbacks, Gamecocks, and Longhorns, find a substitute.
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