Monday, January 04, 2010

Ice Station Zebra, AKA the Liberty Bowl


MEMPHIS — It was so cold in Memphis Saturday night that Hell froze over and Alex Tejada made a clutch kick.
That's me, above, dressed for the weather and even then I was still cold.
By now you know that Arkansas won the Liberty Bowl in overtime against some directional school from one of the Carolinas. It isn't clear which Carolina, but we do know that East Carolina is not a state, but North and South Carolina are.
While you had drama on the field, it wasn't limited to there.
The MATA shuttle bus besides the one we rode back to the Peabody was cleared out. A man on the bus was feeling chest pains and then went into cardiac arrest, or for the non-medical types, he had a heart attack.
A group of doctors and nurses from Baptist Health in Little Rock began working on the man. I know this because their group had been split up and two of them were on the bus and sitting by me.
They reported that the man had been down for 20 minutes but was revived. It wasn't clear where the man was from or what his condition is now.
A search of the googles reveals that the Razorbacks expats site has a note on it as well.
http://www.arkansasexpats.com/2010/1/4/1232958/notes-from-the-south-endzone

Friday, December 18, 2009

E-mail design competition concludes

I'm declaring this season's e-mail design competition a tie. Robyn Edwards started it and then Will Johnson took it to another level. Robyn's e-mails frequently used motion, which isn't duplicated in the copy. So just picture those dollar bills going down the drain. Congratulations to this year's winners. Here are their final entries.






Thursday, December 17, 2009

Statman Mike's point analysis

Through 14 weeks, here’s how blindly picking would have worked out:

Home teams: 85 points (40-30)
Favorites: 80 points (40-30)
Underdogs: 71 points (30-40)
Visiting teams: 66 points (30-40)

Notes:
On neutral fields, the second team listed in the matchup was used as home. On even lines, the home team is considered the favorite. There were no games with even lines on a neutral field.

In conclusion: While the underdogs started off strong, they didn’t have the staying power.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Alabama crowned as winner of Slabby,
the CFPA's national championship award

Oregon Ducks named team of the year,
Notre Dame gets season's skunk award


NEWS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

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CFPA Championship Committee Votes
Alabama as the 2009 National Champion

POOLSVILLE, USA (December 17, 2009) –– The College Football Prognosticators Association (CFPA) awards its national championship, the Slabby Trophy, prior to the beginning of bowl season in the tradition of how the Associated Press used to do it back in the day before the creation of the BCS.

The CFPA’s expert panel, which unlike most of these voting bodies out there that produce polls throughout the season has been diligently studying and watching college football all year, has concluded voting for the 2009 national champion with the following results.

1) Alabama
2) TCU
3) Texas
4) Cincinnati
5) Boise State and Oregon (tie)

Congratulations to the University of Alabama Crimson Tide for being voted as the best college football team in 2009 prior to playing out the nonsense mandated by the BCS computers and Harris Poll voters who have no idea what they are doing.

The championship committee, called the College Football Prognosticators Association, is comprised of 150 college football experts from across the country with a range of backgrounds that is a "who's who" of reporters, bankers, doctors, lawyers, ad wizards, lawn guys, bond guys, car guys, pilots, priests, principals, builders, teachers, bums, and nomads.

The mission of the CFPA recognizes that the Bowl Championship Series has become meaningless, detrimental, and exclusionary to college football. The outcome of such bowl games does not deliver a true national champion based on the merits of the season. The CFPA's national championship is the only award in college football that recognizes a true champion based on the team’s efforts during the regular season.

The CFPA national championship trophy, affectionately referred to as "Slabby," is a stone tablet weighing more than 75 pounds. It is proclaimed as the heaviest and most indestructible award in college football, and as a bonus is also all-weather. Each year, the elected national champion's name is added to the trophy and sent to the university's athletic department. The athletic director must then carry the tablet 10 feet in the Slabby Strength Challenge in order to keep the trophy the remainder of the year.

The CFPA has been in existence since 2002 and started awarding Slabby in 2004. Past winners of Slabby have been USC and Auburn (tie vote) in 2004, USC in 2005, Ohio State in 2006, LSU in 2007, and Florida in 2008.

Learn more about an alternative to the current system at Project Playoffs.


Oregon wins college football team of the year

As students of the game throughout the season, the CFPA also names a team of the year that is not necessarily the best team but played a difficult schedule and won the majority of those games.

Using a patented scientific formula the CFPA has sworn to secrecy to prevent its exploitation by the BCS and Powers That Be in college football, plus the input of 147 keen viewing eyes, the University of Oregon Ducks came out as this year's winner for embodying the skills and spirit of a great college football program.


Notre Dame named college football's skunk of year

Using the same methodology, the CFPA also names the football program that was the most disappointing of the season. For 2009, that team is the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, which failed in every big game and concluded the season by dropping $18 million to rid the college of its head football coach.

Poolsville's Peppas contributes story
to McSweeney's groundbreaking Panorama



From Arkansas Times:

Heard of McSweeny's, the Dave Eggers journal? Next week, it will roll out a one-time 312-page newspaper, Panorama, for the San Francisco area, where print hasn't been doing so hot. Eggers got his start in newspapers and still has a soft spot for them.

I'm happy to learn that Jeremy Peppas, UCA-er, veteran sportswriter and now a reporter for Stephens Media in Little Rock, will be on the illustrious roster of writers in Panorama. Peppas' article is on San Francisco 49ers linebacker Patrick Willis. Peppas writes about his rise from the foster care system as a Bruceton, Tenn., high school student in 2002 to being an all-American at Ole Miss and then All-Pro.

Some copies of Panorama will be distributed at bookstores, such as Barnes and Noble.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Pick 36: The bowl games

Thirty-six games to go in the college football pool. Someone getting this e-mail is going to be $800 richer on January 8. Others are going to win $300 for second place, $200 for third place, $100 for fourth place, a $40 gift card for fifth place, the Beowulf's Mead prize package for the highest Catholic High graduate below fifth place, a $30 gift card for finishing with the worst point total (must have submitted picks for all games), and free entry next year for the winner of the consolation bowl challenge.

So here we go, for the glory of possessing the prestigious Ramon Escobar Trophy, select your winners and e-mail them back to me by 6 p.m. Friday. All bowl picks must be submitted at one time. When submitting your picks, please send them in order one under the other. Also note that the national championship game is worth double points.

Division I FCS Championship
Montana - Villanova
7 p.m., Dec. 18, ESPN2
Power ratings: Villanova by 6
* Underdog worth three points

Amos Alonzo Stagg Bowl
Division III Championship
Mount Union - Wisconsin Whitewater
10 a.m., Dec. 19, ESPN2
No line

New Mexico Bowl
Wyoming - Fresno State
3:30 p.m., Dec. 19, ESPN
Line: Fresno State by 12
* Underdog worth four points

St. Petersburg Bowl
Rutgers - Central Florida
7 p.m., Dec. 19, ESPN
Line: Rutgers by 2

R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
Southern Miss - Middle Tennessee
7:30 p.m., Dec. 20, ESPN
Line: Southern Miss by 3

MAACO Las Vegas Bowl
BYU - Oregon State
7 p.m., Dec. 22, ESPN
Line: Oregon State by 2

San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl
Utah - California
7 p.m., Dec. 23, ESPN
Line: California by 3

Sheraton Hawai'i Bowl
SMU - Nevada
7 p.m., Dec. 24, ESPN
Line: Nevada by 15
* Underdog worth five points

Little Caesars Pizza Bowl
Marshall - Ohio
Noon, Dec. 26, ESPN
Line: Ohio by 2

Meineke Car Care Bowl
North Carolina - Pittsburgh
3:30 p.m., Dec. 26, ESPN
Line: Pittsburgh by 3

Emerald Bowl
Boston College - USC
7 p.m., Dec. 26, ESPN
Line: USC by 9
* Underdog worth four points

Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl
Clemson - Kentucky
7:30 p.m., Dec. 27, ESPN
Line: Clemson by 7
* Underdog worth three points

AdvoCare V100 Independence Bowl
Texas A&M - Georgia
4 p.m., Dec. 28, ESPN2
Line: Georgia by 7
* Underdog worth three points

EagleBank Bowl
Temple - UCLA
3:30 p.m., Dec. 29, ESPN
Line: UCLA by 4

Champs Sports Bowl
Miami - Wisconsin
7 p.m., Dec. 29, ESPN
Line: Miami by 3

Roady's Humanitarian Bowl
Bowling Green - Idaho
3:30 p.m., Dec. 30, ESPN
Line: Bowling Green by 1

Pacific Life Holiday Bowl
Nebraska - Arizona
7 p.m., Dec. 30, ESPN
Line: Arizona by 1

Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
Houston - Air Force
11 a.m., Dec. 31, ESPN
Line: Houston by 4

Brut Sun Bowl
Oklahoma - Stanford
1 p.m., Dec. 31, CBS
Line: Oklahoma by 8
* Underdog worth three points

Texas Bowl
Navy - Missouri
2:30 p.m., Dec. 31, ESPN
Line: Missouri by 6
* Underdog worth three points

Insight Bowl
Minnesota - Iowa State
5 p.m., Dec. 31, NFL Network
Line: Minnesota by 2

Chick-fil-A Bowl
Virginia Tech - Tennessee
6:30 p.m., Dec. 31, ESPN
Line: Virginia Tech by 4

Outback Bowl
Northwestern - Auburn
10 a.m., Jan. 1, ESPN
Line: Auburn by 7
* Underdog worth three points

Capital One Bowl
Penn State - LSU
Noon, Jan. 1, ABC
Line: Penn State by 2

Konica Minolta Gator Bowl
Florida State - West Virginia
Noon, Jan. 1, CBS
Line: West Virginia by 3

The Rose Bowl
Oregon - Ohio State
4 p.m., Jan. 1, ABC
Line: Oregon by 3

Allstate Sugar Bowl
Cincinnati - Florida
7:30 p.m., Jan. 1, Fox
Line: Florida by 10
* Underdog worth four points

International Bowl
South Florida - Northern Illinois
11 a.m., Jan. 2, ESPN2
Line: South Florida by 6
* Underdog worth three points

AT&T Cotton Bowl Classic
Oklahoma State - Ole Miss
1 p.m., Jan. 2, Fox
Line: Ole Miss by 3

PapaJohns.com Bowl
Connecticut - South Carolina
1 p.m., Jan. 2, ESPN
Line: South Carolina by 4

AutoZone Liberty Bowl
East Carolina - Arkansas
4:30 p.m., Jan. 2, ESPN
Line: Arkansas by 7
* Underdog worth three points

Valero Alamo Bowl
Michigan State - Texas Tech
8 p.m., Jan. 2, ESPN
Line: Texas Tech by 8
* Underdog worth three points

Tostitos Fiesta Bowl
Boise State - TCU
7 p.m., Jan. 4, Fox
Line: TCU by 7
* Underdog worth three points

FedEx Orange Bowl
Georgia Tech - Iowa
7 p.m., Jan. 5, Fox
Line: Georgia Tech by 4

GMAC Bowl
Troy - Central Michigan
6 p.m., Jan. 6, ESPN
Line: Central Michigan by 4

Citi BCS National Championship Game
Alabama - Texas
7 p.m., Jan. 7, ABC
Line: Alabama by 5
* Favorite worth four points
* Underdog worth six points

Good luck.
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Friday, December 11, 2009

E-mail design of the week

DJ U-Explicit Johnson closes in on this season's design title.






Thursday, December 10, 2009

heisman haiku

As I was logging in to poolsville, I discovered something else. I saw pootsville.blogspot.com.
I didn't know Auburn fans started their own blog.
On that note heres my haiku:
The bowls have been picked
Tebow cried like a baby
No Heisman for you.

Five Things

1. So Texas manages to squeak into the BCS Mythical* National Championship game thanks to a video review of an incomplete pass.

While the call of putting 1 second on the clock was correct, it seemed like a strange thing to be reviewed. After all, if the exact same play had happened with 14:06 remaining in the fourth quarter there wouldn't have been a review to see if the clock should be at 14:01 or 14:00. If you won't review it in the first minute of the fourth quarter, should you be reviewing it in the last minute?

Sadly, the melange of computer rankings, power polls, human voters (except for the SportsJournalists.com poll) and whatnot in the BCS formula didn't penalize Texas for a sub-par Big 12 title game. Sure, Texas vs. Bama will be more entertaining than Bama vs. one of the undefeated mid-majors. But as an advocate of BCS anarchy, that's what I wanted to see.

Speaking of bowl anarchy, how about Rep. Joe Barton down in Texas? The wacky A&M alum is pushing Congress to meddle in the BCS. Yesterday, he got a House subcommittee to approve legislation that would ban the promotion of a "national championship game" unless it came via a playoff system.

You go, Joe. You go.

* - Mythical because there is no playoff system.

2. You really think your favorite team is excited about playing in the Beef O'Brady Bowl or spending New Year's Eve under lock-and-key in a hotel room or Christmas in Shreveport? No, of course not.

But they do love the freebies. From PS3s to iPods to HDTVs to more Nike gear than Elin Woods has shredded in the past two weeks, players make out like bandits when they go to a bowl game.

http://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/article/64318

3. A few years ago, I had a Heisman vote. About the time I began blasting Houston Nutt with both barrels, I lost that honor. The state representative who doles out the ballots said it was because "I never see you in the press box at Arkansas games." He then promptly gave my old ballot to the Voice of the UCA Bears. At the time, UCA was a Division II athletic program. But I guess the radio guy was seeing tons more Heisman-worthy athletes in Estes Stadium than I was via CBS, ABC, ESPN and whatever other channels DirecTV brings into my house.

No, I'm not bitter. Why do you think that?

Anyway ...

Ndamukong (which means "House of Spears") Suh, the Nebraska DL, should win this year's Heisman. But he won't. In part, because Nebraska did a poor job promoting his candidacy. He's also hurt by few appearances on national TV. Also, as a defensive player, his on-field worth is difficult to quantify. It's easy for a voter to look at the stats produced by a QB, RB or even WR and see how that impacted the game. For a defensive player to win the Heisman, we'll need a Moneyball-esque revolution in college football. A stathead needs to develop formulas like baseball's PECOTA, VORP and DIPS for football.

Toby Gerhart, the Stanford RB, is also hurt by lack of exposure. Stanford played several night games, meaning 10 p.m. kickoffs on the East Coast. Despite piling up 26 TDs and 1,786 yards, Stanford is 8-4. That's another strike against him.

Mark Ingram, the Alabama RB, is the current leader at http://www.StiffArmTrophy.com, a site which tracks announced votes (like the Otis Kirk vote for Ryan Mallett ). He benefits from several nationally televised games and the SEC aura. He's get votes simply because so many have the mindset (rightfully so) that the SEC is the best football conference in the nation.

Honestly, I'm not sure who'll win. If I'd not been robbed of my ballot by cronyism among the IRPC, I'd vote Suh, Gerhart, Ingram.

4. Recurring Items

The SportsJournalists.com Top 25 is here.

Awful Announcing: Your Full 2009-2010 College Football Bowl Announcing Schedule

5. M8B Prediction

Will Navy (-14) cover against Army?



(Views expressed by the Magic 8 Ball do not necessarily reflect the views of this blog, the blog owner nor this post's author. Advice from the M8B is for entertainment purposes only and not for actual wagering ... even though the Magic 8 Ball is 10-6 this season.)

Letters to Ramon: Bonus Week and Slabby

"Nova -- in the greatest Wildcat victory since McClain and McLain rolled the Hoyas! Grand Valley State -- You never bet against GVS in December! That's like betting for Hootie in October! Navy -- Love that goat. Montana -- in honor of daddy Petrino." -- Dr. Alejandro

"William & Mary over Villanova (two to one are good odds unless you're fighting Chuck Norris). McCoy for Heisman (for the same reason Bradford won last year... 2nd place voting)." -- Lee D.

"Thanks for the shout-out, but i have no chance at the grand prize. ODAC pride!" -- DJ Rubber Gloves

"Mr. Wells states that he simply cannot pick William and Mary, Fr. Tribou's alma mater, to win a sporting event in a betting pool. He's afraid of the hauntings that would follow. As for me, I think Father T. was competitive and wanted to win... even in football. Baseball is a different story..." -- Anonymous

"Navy, though I'd laugh if UCLA got bounced from a bowl." -- Sean O.

"I'd better respond right away since I'm flying to Philly Friday and attending the Army/Navy game with Lee - Go Army, surely we can beat those Middies. Here are my choices guaranteed to keep me in the running for the lowest score of those who sent in most of the weekly entries: 1) Villanova (because Thomas Jefferson isn't starting for William & Mary this game); 2) NW Missouri (because I at least know what state that school is in); 3) Army (because 10 years wearing greens and fatigues trumps 2 years NROTC blues); 4) Montana (because they are really used to the cold); and 5) Gerhart (because Ingram was stopped cold - and not by his fourth quarter feigned hip pointer either - by Auburn's mighty run defense and Suh probably is unlikely to be chosen, notwithstanding deserving it, since he is on the defense and ESPN isn't out to get Peyton - I never forget). Last but not least - what is a "Scantron"? Regards and Go Big Blue (AU's)!" -- Big O

"Army–Navy: When was this a good game? Ever? And the weather in Philly as always shitty, which makes watching this game all the more unbearable. And it never means anything to the national picture - it’s just in the way of other good football games. In other words, I’ll be raking leaves. Appalachian State–Montana: Armanti Edwards’ shot at three national championships in four years. Great story. Last week they had payback on the defending champs (Richmond) who beat them in last year’s playoffs. I’ll be done raking leaves by 4. The Heisman Trophy: Ingram – not sure he’ll win, but I think his consistent strong play against SEC defenses should count for more than Gerhart’s. You have to love a RB that breaks into the defensive backfield and looks for guys to run over. Reminds me of Keith Jackson intercepting Drew May’s pass in that game at Quigley against Parkview, zigzagging down the field, literally running over our entire offense on the way to the end zone. Yeah, that left an impression." -- Jeff G.

"Montana - This might be THE game to watch this postseason. The weather guessers are predicting five inches of snow to fall DURING the game. Gerhart - Ingram leads right now, but I think Gerhart will rally to win a close race. Suh might finish with the most 1st place votes, but not get enough 2nds and 3rds to win. And Otis Kirk announced on a Fort Smith radio show that he'd put Ryan Mallett on his Heisman ballot because 'he's a uhhh better uhhh quarterback than Tebow or Colt McCoy, j-j-j-j-just look at, I mean, you know, his stats are better than those uhhhhh guys.'" -- Anonymous 2

"Can't we just for-go the Slabby award this year?If not, please forward me the names of any Auburn fan that votes for Alabama.I need to add them to the 'Dead To Me' list. I'm turning my ballot over to Steve Spurrier's sports intern." -- Lee D.

"Hard to not sound like a homer, but I assume everyone will be voting for Bama anyway. Since I'm cheering for them, I'll go Texas. Remember, they were like 2 TD underdogs to USC in 05. They can play some shut down defense. I'm not saying they will win. But I sincerely believe they can win, even if it's on their defensive strength alone. And everyone in Texas can carry 75 pounds for 10 feet. That's about the same as a decent sized brisket." -- Danny K.

"Ingram... My propaganda got him invited, but not enough for a "the winner is..." quote. Could happen, but doubt it. Where are the bonus points for the Heisman vote?" -- Ryan H.

"All previsous objections to selection before bowl games preserved & not waived, I vote for TCU." -- Big O

"Alabama, although I think that I should be able to vote for a three-way tie (who am I to say that going undefeated, no matter what conference you play in, is not worthy of a national championship). I am not including Boise State in the tie because the blue field annoys me." -- Kate D.

"We said a few weeks ago that we would NOT to go a bowl in Shreveport. What a crappy location! I'd had my fingers crossed for the Music City Bowl. Oh well ..." -- Hilary D.

"One time, I was unemployed and working a temp job to pay the bills. The job was expected to last for a week and a half, which would cover a lot of my expenses for the month. On the second day of the job, a Thursday, I received word I won 2 tickets to the NCAA Final Four, airfare, hotel, and car rental (down in Orlando, no less). The catch is I would have to leave the next morning, Friday, and would not return until the middle of the following week. Not only would I lose the money from the job, I would have to pay a lot while I was down there. I asked my boss if he needed me for those days. He told me he wouldn't make the decision for me, but that he could certainly use my help. I decided to stay and turned down the trip. On the third day of the job the boss pulled me into the office and said for me to come in on Monday but that he would not need me beyond that. I did the honorable thing and got crapped on for it. Well, it's time to crap back and, thankfully, Alabama gets to receive the full load. My vote goes to Cincinnati, who played just as many top 25 teams as Bama, played two of them on the road (not a neutral site), and didn't pad their victories with cream puffs like Chattanooga, N. Texas, and FIU!" -- Lee D.

"Ingram, but I want Gerhart to win. I wish they voted in multiple rounds so Tebow could be eliminated in the first round a la Chicago in its bid to host the Olympics." -- Glenn B.

"Villanova. On a side note, at first I thought it said Vilonia. I just about said road trip." -- Booty D

"The Heisman lost all credibility for me a few years ago - and even more so with including McCoy and Tebow in this year's list. But, I will pretend that it is legitimate and say Ingram." -- Kate D.

"Is that first one a basketball game? Villanova has a football team?" -- Danny K.

"I feel like I'm jumping off the cliff w/ Ingram as McCoy has total passing & rushing yardage for 2009 of 3,860 to Ingram's 1,864 & Gerhart's 1,885. On the flip side, it appears stiffarm has canvassed roughly 75% of the vote as of their last report last nite and they advise roughly 85% of the votes are cast. I'm saying the SE Conference + who 'Bama beat is going to make the difference (but that's just me) and I'll be eating a lot of crow if McCoy wins (had him typed in at one point) as my husband is adamant that's who it will be!" -- Janis M.