From the Bench - Quiz Time

From the Bench Quiz Time!

Robert T. Shields

Who likes trivia? I know I do. Test your sports knowledge with this From the Bench quiz.

Who did the Hogs play in the 1980 Sugar Bowl?
A) The bowl did not exist in 1980
B) A team of cops chasing them in the French Quarter
C) Hogs did not play in the Sugar Bowl in 1980
D) A bunch of professional kids from Alabama

Who quarterbacked the Hogs in the 1980 Sugar Bowl?
A) Ron Calcagni’s likeness from Sports Illustrated
B) Frank Broyles back when he was player/coach
C) They did not have a quarterback and instead ran the Wildcat
D) Kevin Scanlon

Who were the two super Razorback freshmen on that Sugar Bowl team?
A) Dean Martin and Sammy Davis
B) Jerry Jones and Sammy Walton
C) Russ Garber and Orlando Watters
D) Gary Anderson and Billy Ray Smith

The most important accomplishment for this year’s Hog football team was?
A) Getting Tennessee Tech on the schedule
B) Driving a car without getting arrested
C) Not allowing more than three kickoffs in a game for a touchdown
D) Beating LSU in Little Rock

From the Bench’s most covered topic this season was?
A) Wicked the Musical
B) My trip to the Flora-Bama Lounge
C) The sociological impact of Walton’s Mountain on the American psyche
D) Razorback football

From the Bench is afraid of?
A) Frank Broyles
B) Auburn winning the national championship
C) Drunk LSU fans
D) The other Robert Shields who is the mime

In 1994, KATV sports anchor Paul Eells went to the Final Four with which bubbly news anchor?
A) Dawn Scott
B) Karen Fuller
C) Pamela Anderson
D) Gina Kurre’s hair

Who was the MVP of the 2000 Cotton Bowl?
A) Roy Kramer
B) Gus Malzahn
C) Nobody is a valuable player at 10 a.m.
D) Cedric Cobbs

Houston Nutt did what when he was nervous?
A) Called his assistants “slap boys”
B) Tried to find synonyms for the words “special” and “precious”
C) Shook the eight ball to see what it said
D) Chewed his nails

Where do I keep my certificate for being the UA’s “Outstanding Student in Economics”?
A) Under my desk
B) On my wall
C) I didn’t really win the award
D) In a box in my garage next to the lawn mower

From the Bench thinks women’s tennis is superior to men’s because?
A) It moves faster, playing the best of five instead of seven like the men
B) The game is based on more than just power
C) All the out-of-sight fashions
D) Maria Sharapova, Ana Ivanovic, Elena Dementiava, and Ashley Harkleroad

From the Bench over the years has embedded what into his writings?
A) Scripture from Pastor Floyd
B) Subliminal messages about the Great Stadium Debate
C) Love notes to the people he is stalking
D) Song lyrics

Who is still employed at the UofA?
A) Chancellor John White
B) Frank Broyles
C) Houston Nutt
D) Chuck Dicus
E) Bobby Petrino

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